a very confused 9 for your dash
You can see he’s thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S THE SAME SIZE ON THE INSIDE!!”
mom: i made cookies!!
where do gifs like this even come from? the pits of hell?
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
Maybe it’s bus mode.
I mean….I can’t even reach off my bed to grab the tv remote sometimes….
Seriously what the fuck, this is sorcery
whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment
i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
When you become a stripper
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
PLEASE OH MY GOD. PETER CAPALDI AND CATHERINE TATE WOULD BE ONE OF THE BEST PAIRS EVER, THINK ABOUT IT.
Are you kidding? Is this real? *cries happy tears*
This would be- *sobs*
Please make this happen. Please.
I’D TOTALY GO WITH THIS
"Get the fuck in or get the fuck out."
"Oi watch your mouth, you big outer-space dunce."
"Just because you look older it doesn’t mean anything changes.."
"Planet of the Hats..NOW..you promised it ages ago.."
"There is no fucking planet of hats!"
Please make this happen!